Kal-Tek Scientists Implement the World’s First Teleportation

Remember Mahabharata? Remember the few instances where Draupadi was in inevitable peril? What would she do to bring things under control? In case you are struggling to recall, she would summon Krishna by just chanting his name in her mind. Lo and behold, Krishna would pop out right before her. This phenomenon of the movement of a substance or living being from one place to another without a physical vector is called teleportation.
It is flabbergasting to know that a team of Indian scientists at Kal-Tek have executed the world’s first teleportation outside mythology and story books. In fact, two live and kicking human beings were moved across the world in a span of an hour to demonstrate it.
This benumbing incident happened yesterday between 10 AM and 11 AM IST. In Mumbai, Prague, New York and Sydney. I.e. four cities in four different continents. One of the two people transported was none other than Watsapp University correspondent Rajma Shariff. Here is what she had to say about her experience at these three venues:

Mumbai: I took a train from Kalyan to Andheri East. The journey was mostly uneventful except for this one incident at Andheri station where a seemingly intoxicated youth popped out of nowhere and demanded my phone number. When asked the reason, he stated that he wanted to do fraandscip with me. I tried to brush him off for a while. However, I gave in to his crabby insistence at last. Of course, not before demanding four hundred rupees in exchange of my number. Once he parted with his money, I gladly typed a number on his mobile phone and saved it as Sheena, which I told him my name was. The number actually belongs to a shafakhana who advertise themselves on a huge poster near my home. Anyway, it was from Andheri East that they transported us to Prague.
Prague: Dr Chaman Bhuiya sprinkled some liquid on my eyes. The next moment, the air became somewhat cold. The hustles of Mumbai vanished from the face of the earth and I saw myself in this picturesque little street. Photographer Sher Bahadur Chanachur soon joined me. The only people around us were this cuddly couple. They were initially stuck to each other like an ant and a sugar cube. Almost two or three minutes passed before the girl noticed me. She must be a psycho because no sooner had she spotted me than she shrieked. A sentence that sounded like “Dat is een geest” escaped her mouth before she ran away. The man stared at me and looked like a frozen piece of spring onion. We felt it was enough and shut our eyes to say “New York” thrice.
New York: I’m a big fan of Lady Gaga. So as soon as I set foot on US soil, I endeavoured to pay her a visit. A man was rushing past me and I grabbed him by his arm to ask the direction to Gaga’s house. This man seemed no different from the Prague fellow and stood still like a frozen corn-ear. I shook him for a few seconds and asked the direction again. He pointed his finger and advised me to walk straight. When asked how long I should walk, he said around a month and a half. Apparently Gaga-jee lives some three thousand miles from New York. I sighed. Sheru commented that he believed Dhinchak Pooja sings more meaningful songs than Lady Gaga. I sighed, shut my eyes and chanted “Sydney” thrice. Sheru followed suit.
Sydney: it had just rained in Sydney. The weather was a bit colder than New York. So were the people. They looked at me with some suspicion. In fact, two of them seemed to pick up their mobile phones and call someone in a hushed voice. We clicked the photograph fast and jumped back to Mumbai.

The experience sounds fascinating indeed. However, with our phones out of network, we were unable to contact the faculty at Kaluram Tekchand Institute (Kal-Tek), Mumbai. However, Rajma was able to provide us her photographs from these four cities that more than affirm the claim.

Rajma in Mumbai:

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Rajma in Prague:

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Rajma in New York:

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Rajma in Sydney:

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SOURCE: Watsapp University

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