Indians have yet another feather added to their non-existing crowns as Diwali has been declared the brightest festival by UNESCO. Announcing this at a press conference late on Wednesday night, UNESCO award committee chairman Munger Singh said, “Of course, it was an easy selection for us. Between here and a light-year up in the sky,… Read More Diwali Recognised as the Brightest Festival by UNESCO
A Rajasthan court absolved popular spiritual leader and lifestyle guru Assaram Bapu from all his alleged crimes. Bapu is now free to walk out of prison and live and fornicate like a common man. It is noteworthy that none of the twelve witnesses, including the very women he allegedly raped, turned up in court through… Read More Assaram Bapu Acquitted
Remember Mahabharata? Remember the few instances where Draupadi was in inevitable peril? What would she do to bring things under control? In case you are struggling to recall, she would summon Krishna by just chanting his name in her mind. Lo and behold, Krishna would pop out right before her. This phenomenon of the movement… Read More Kal-Tek Scientists Implement the World’s First Teleportation
In an exclusive interview with Watsapp University correspondent Rajma Shariff after the thrilling UEFA Super Cup final today, Diego Costa admitted that he had Liverpool striker Mohamed Salah’s Champions League final raw deal in mind when he stomped past Sergio Ramos and Real Madrid through the match. “In fact, Mo’s tear-stained face was all over… Read More Did it for Salah: Diego Costa
Great news for India and India lovers. A feather has been added to Indians’ achievement cap as UNESCO has declared the Bengali swearword “Bokachoda” the best expletive in the world. Although it initially faced tough competition from cursewords from all across the earth, it was a revelation by veteran boxer Mike Tyson earlier this week… Read More The Heartwarming Expletive
Kylian Mbappe (I hope I spelt him right) — Algeria and Cameroon. Blaise Matuidi — Congo and Angola Samuel Umtiti — Cameroon and Cameroon N’golo Kante — Mali and Mali Paul Pogba — Guinea and Guinea Ousmane Dembele — French (Mauritius+Senegal) and Mali Thomas Lamar — Guadalupe and Guadalupe Steve Mpidi — Congo and Congo… Read More Racial Integration: the Bane
A shocking truth has come forward about a bid on the world’s most lovable player Mohamed Salah. It has now been established not beyond reasonable doubt that Liverpool had been approached with a picturesque deal that was never heard of before. A bid that was literally out of the world. If an arguably reliable source… Read More Klopp Quashes Shocking Salah Bid
Former Sporting Director of German Football Federation and erstwhile coach of Bayer Leverkusen and Warder Bremen Robin Dutt reportedly sold his ancestral property in the north-eastern Indian state of Assam. In a major crackdown against squatters in the state bordering Bangladesh, the Indian authorities had prepared a list of legal Assamese citizens that separated them… Read More Robin Dutt Sells His Property in India Amidst Nationality Crisis
Recently elected Pakistan PM Imran Khan has come up with a seemingly beautiful offer to India’s prime minister Narendra Modi. He made this proposal on his first official call to the Indian PM on Saturday. His suggestion sounds unique and out of the box in many ways. If implemented, it has the potential to put… Read More Imran Khan Reaches Out to PM Modi
It is the love story that inspired practically all the eighties’ and nineties’ Bollywood movies. In fact, the recent blockbuster Dhadak is also an adaptation of the same love story. A boy met a girl, they fell in love and, against her family’s wishes, they married. Quite a few years after their marriage they were… Read More MIT Boston Students to Train on Tandava
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